At last! Introducing the Corporate Band we’ve all been waiting for: Frank Fettuccini & The Offswing! For years members of “The Offswing” have been playing in Melbourne’s best function bands and trying to work around the eternal question: How do you please everyone? It’s always a tricky one, because the age difference at a Corporate function is so varied. But now, “The Offswing” has found the answer!! We take classic hits, pub rock anthems, dance tracks and current chart-toppers and play them like no one else! With a stage show full of tack and a hint of the deliciously insane; “The Offswing” will be a hit at any function. Don’t hire the same old function bands… like it or not, they’re all carbon copies of each other. For something different, something fresh, something original try… Frank Fettuccini & The Offswing! It will have the grannies in the audience tapping along to infectious swing & bossa rhythms, while the junior members of the company are laughing to each other, “Dude!! That’s Chili Peppers! How funny’s that???” The Offswing has been put together specially to hit the mark at any Corporate Function. With a songlist that has to be heard to be believed and two side-splitting sets of cheeky gags and groanable gouche, this is the band for you!